New Physics field discovered by Advanced Physics Class

I love it when Kat-Cat sends me wierd shit.

On Thursday, May 5, 2005, Period 9 of Mr. [...]'s Advanced Physics class became embroiled in a hot and thrilling debate. Raised by a single curious question, it soon enveloped a good part of the class who actually had something to contribute to the conversation (who were not also laughing). The result was the Period 9's Physics of Cereal. You know how when you start finishing a bowl of cereal, what's remaining starts to group together instead of being distributed like it was before? The question asked was, why does this occur, and how? Many theories were offered, including a great many big words and chemistry applications involving positive-negative charges, polarity, and the questioned importance of sugar and sodium in this. [...], who brought this up, and was offered much of the data, was an active participant. Some of his points include:

• Rice Krispies always gather in even-numbered colonies. In groups of 8,10,12, or 14.
• Cheerios, if the same size, will come together in groups of 6. If not, then 7.

As of yet, the question still remains and the field open. Mr. [...], a noted physics teacher and actual lawyer, had a hard time extricating the class from this fascinating discussion to go back to the original topic: nuclear force, otherwise known as "love".

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