Come to think of it...

I've only ever been to one Homecoming parade -- and it wasn't even for my school.

I didn't even make the candidacy for Homecoming Court.

Out of ten girls? Eight are Field Hockey players, one is a cheerleader, and one is unpopular, and they voted for her just to make fun of her.

It took me both of my lunch periods to brood.

I just really needed to say that.