Quote of the Day

Because it's just overdue...

"The government taxes my heroin profits."

From a color-blind person, to his prom date: "How am I supposed to match 'teal', anyway? Why'd you pick a color I can't see?"

"Do teachers have 'tenyer cut day'?"

"He plays the gayest gay person ever."

"What?! Did you just ask me if I put cheese or mustard in my floppy drive?"

"She has a navel ring."
"I didn't know she was in the navy!"

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