College hijinks abound!

Okay. I was wrong, apparently.

Things do happen around here.

We were sittting outside, having a hall party -- just sitting there, doing nothing.

A handful of loud people come out of my suitemates' room -- and their drunk. Drunk out of their minds.

One of them has made pants from caution tape... which he is wearing.

I notice the "Happy 18th Birthday!" signs plastered on her door.

...they're inviting everyone in, for a party.

On a Sunday night.


One of the sober ones tried to convince two of his drunk friends that there was a camera behind the mirror in the hallway. The two drunks got a screwdriver, and actually took the mirror off the wall -- almost breaking it in the process -- only to find cinderblocks. The cinderblocks were a different color, because they painted around the mirror.


We had a nerf gun fight. Only, with cheap knock-offs of Nerf guns. It was really awesome... I mean, aside from the whole getting beaten with a cardboard tube thing. No, but seriously. There were darts and foam disks everywhere. I think everyone on the floor is kinda scared of us.


So then, we decided to play Monopoly. Only, we're the really cool people. We're awesome. We put down the extra five dollars to get Lord of the Rings Monopoly.

Yeah.

I got my ass handed to me. Having a Fortress (hotel) on both Barad Dûr (Park Place) and Mount Doom (Boardwalk) is an easy way to end the game quickly.

Very, very quickly.

Especially when Logolas (Racecar? Thimble? Terrier?) has no money.

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