...just a strange joke.

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "We're going to kill you, eat you, and use your skins to build a canoe. But you get to choose how you get to die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him the sword, the Frenchman cries, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a gun, the Englishman says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker starts jabbing himself all over -- the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. The chief is appalled, and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?"

The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your fucking canoe!"



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