This is the point where I stare at the screen and blurt out (expletive deleted)

For all my theatrical costume shop experience, I'm making my halloween costume out of brown paper bags and duct tape.

Yeah.

It's going to be awesome, though. Provided I actually cut it straight this time.

We're going to be ninjas.

Yes.

Brown-paper-bag-and-duct-tape ninjas. With cardboard weapons.

Okay. Fine.

So, then I stumbled onto this conversation:

[02:17] <#1> You know ... everyone from the hub should dress like Ninjas and pirates for halloween.
[02:17] <#2> hell yeah!!
[02:17] <#1> And then we should have a huge battle in the Erickson Field.
[02:17] <#3> I need a pirate hat.
[02:17] <#3> and a poofy shirt.
[02:17] <#2> i will show everyone how to make a ninja outfit
[02:17] <#1> I want to be a Ninja.
[02:20] <#1> I need to getmyself a Ninja costume then.
[02:20] <#4> be a t-shirt ninja
[02:21] <#5> anyone know a good place to get a good looking costume?
[02:21] <#1> Shit, I don't have enough black articles of clothing to make a good outfit.
[02:21] <#2> you make it
[02:21] <#2> fool
[02:21] <#1> I could be a t-shirt ninja.
[02:21] <#1> DAMN IT!!!
[02:21] <#4> I can't count how many websites tell you how to make the mask
[02:21] <#1> #2 ... you got electrical tape?
[02:21] <#2> ummm
[02:21] <#1> Or black duct tape.

So, yeah. Yeah. Next, they're going to be trick-or-treating, and taking our candy.

Oh, yeah. That's right. You heard me. I said we were going Trick-or-Treating.

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